Okay, so my grandmother (dad's side) sends me forwarded emails...a lot of them, and very often. They can get pretty campy, yeah. BUT LOOK WHAT WAS WAITING FOR ME AT THE END OF ONE OF THEM, DANCING, FOR PETE'S SAKE.
We lost internet access on Saturday and just today got it back. We had to get a new router and everything. Long story short, I was offline and am now online again. Yippee? ...eh.